How to Get More


The other day, I was thinking to myself. I decided what if you were a foot fungus farmer, you would want to make your crop grow and prosper. But, only so much can fit on your feet. If you follow these instructions I guarantee you will get way more fungus then you has ever had.

    1. Find some of your friends (make sure you have friends first)

    2. Bring them to your house

    3.  Transfer some fungus from your feet onto theirs.

    4. Tell them to go home, and wear shoes that do NOT breathe.

    5. Tell them to come back.

    6. Harvest away.

If you follow this plan, depending on how many friends you have, you will have much more fungus. Be careful when using this, we have had some cases when the farmers friends get mad at them.